Thursday, September 23, 2010
DIY – The Harrowing Adventures of Miss Tissue-Poo
Miss Tissue-Poo is pleased to make her bathroom debut! She was crocheted from the very finest acrylic yarn, and has eight of the finest extra-fluffy pompoms. Her eyes are two blue buttons which complement her ribbon, and her nose was embroidered with a scrap of shiny pink yarn. She’s too much of a lady to stick a red felt tongue out at people using the powder room, so I ignored that part of her pattern.
Above, Miss Tissue-Poo discreetly keeps my spare roll of toilet paper under wraps, so my family and guests won’t be offended by the sight of something so uncouth. However, she seems a little worried about that deep sea fishy behind her...
What's that fish doing? To find out:
“Help!” Miss Tissue-Poo shrieks. “A horrible monster is nibbling on my top-knot! My precious, precious top knot!”
Poor Miss Tissue-Poo. Her legs are short and fluffy, so she can’t run away. She never expected that protecting toilet paper rolls would be fraught with peril.
“Oh, thank goodness!” says Miss Tissue-Poo as a new poodle joins her. “Now that you’re here, I’m sure I’ll be safe.”
“Whatever,” says Miss Spray-Poo, dismissively.
“You’re my hero!” gushes Miss Tissue-Poo.
“Do I even know you?”
I’m afraid Miss Spray-Poo is not a well-bred lady like our dear Miss Tissue-Poo.
But who is this rude poodle? And will she heroically guard Miss Tissue-Poo’s honour from Mr. Fishy Fangs, and more importantly, her precious top knot? The answers to these questions and many more are coming soon to a DIY post near you!
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to cute,
ReplyDeleteMiss Tissue-poo is so pretty!.Miss Spray-poo is a bit jealous because her pompons are not so fluffy,that is the real cause of her rude behaviour Hind
ReplyDeleteConnie - thanks!
ReplyDeleteHind - I think you're right. Miss Spray Poo is definitely the jealous type. You can tell just by the look in her eyes... when you can see them through the pompons!
Love them !!!! So cute !!!!!!
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